This guy is a douchbag
Congressman Mike Rogers said in a radio station interview that Wikileaks whistle blower, PFC Bradley Manning should be considered for capital punishment.
First of all, the US military has already come out to say that the secrets aren’t really all that secret. It’s secret classification is the lowest classification.
Write Mike ( Fucktard ) Rogers and tell him off.
Yeah, let me describe the robber... he looks just like you!
Referee Koman Coulibaly blew the whistle and disallowed the winning goal by US Maurice Edu which gave Slovenia a draw with the US in World Cup match on 19th.
He had no explanation, and certainly video tape does not show ANY reason why the goal should be disallowed. This would have been the absolute best goal in US World Cup history.
Why? Either tell us, or apologize for your error. Better yet, assume the position.
Cat burglar, and by cat I mean hog
Clive and Kelvin Webster tried to rob a department store in the UK. Unfortunately Clive who weighted 238lbs got stuck in a 2′ x 2′ hole they cut int he wall.
How did they plan this? Did Kevin draw the straw to be the getaway driver? Did they think this through? Next time the Brother Rotund should consider robbing a Jenny Craig.
Their own defense lawyer was described their act as “a wholly incompetent attempt at a burglary”
Luckily for us, Clive was positioned perfectly for a swift kick.
Donna Simpson world's heaviest idiot
I don’t have anything against people who are overweight, but when you have 2 kids to take care of and you decide that you rather become bedridden, you deserve a couple of kicks.
Donna Simpson is determined to eat her way to 1000 lbs. She’s promoting “fat acceptance”. Hey, I’m ok with that if you were “fat”. Being fat is ok, being lousy mother is unforgivable.
Instead of trying to kill herself with HoHos’, Donna should concentrate on setting a good example for her children. Maybe she should lose some weight so that she can remove the words “morbidly obese” from her description.
Male fantasy of every lesbian couple
Dr. Nanette Gartrell published a 25 year long research that concluded lesbian couples have children with fewer behavioral problems.
Thats like concluding food tastes best when hungry. What kind of science is this? How about these following reasons for why the couples in the study are better parents:
I’m an atheist libertarian and I would defend any gay couple’s rights to have children. However, bullshit scientific conclusions only hurt the cause. It’s a house of cards.
Stop publishing agenda based research!
World's Greatest Dad
Timothy Neal was arrested with his two sons for beating up another man while on a camping trip. The four were in a deep theological discussion on the topic of demons when they were apparently overtaken by spirits ( probably the 150 proof variety ) and stomped on their companion.
Here is a family that worship together.
Drunken Master, the Auto Style kills two instantly.
Police officer John Ardelean was video taped having 5 shots at while off duty, get into his car and ran down 2 people on Thanksgiving Day.
Yesterday he walked away a free man after the judge tossed the felony DUI charge. County Judge Thomas Gainer Jr. tossed the key evidence and left the families of the victims without any solid evidence to convict.
The real crime here is that these crooked cops protected their own. Ardelean was not given a breathalyzer test until 7 hours after the incident. The judge said that the video of the cop drinking 5 shots was not enough to show that he was drunk.
Chicago public servants, please line up to have your taints kicked. Up first, the judge who should receive 3 kicks for ignorance. Next, the officers at the scene who deserve 5 kicks for not doing their jobs, and finally Ardelean, 8 kicks.
This Thanksgiving I’ll be thankful that I don’t live in Chicago.
This douche should pick on a cat his own size. Like a Liger.
21-year-old Bruce Jamar Walston was so angry that a kitten accidentally disconnected his video game, he picked up the cat and threw it against the wall, killing it.
This is not his first brush with the law. He was out on bond in January for a Breaking and Entering charge.
Bruce is in prisons right now where we hope he’ll be charging others with breaking and entering.
Keep smiling you bastard. Your day is coming.
Was there really ever any doubt that Joran van der Sloot murdered Natalie Holloway? He is on the run for murdering a Peruvian woman at a hotel. This kid doesn’t know to quit while ahead. Now that he doesn’t have daddy to protect him anymore I hope they string him upside down and beat him about the taint area with something blunt.
This entire case is all sorts of wrong. The fact that he was running around AFTER he admitted his involvement is an injustice. I hope they catch him soon.
Update: He’s been caught!
We want our children to grow up to be whiners
Ottowa children’s soccer league is training their kids to be pussies. According to league rules, if a team outscores the other by more than 5 goals, the leading team LOSES!
The kids in the league should line up and each take a turn kicking the league board in the taint for being completely unfit to work with children.
The league committee came up this rule during one late night meeting when all twelve members experienced simultaneous vaginal pain.