Much better movie of the same title

Oliver Stone who is traveling in South America promoting his film, South of the Border, tells the press that Hugo Chavez is “misunderstood”. Really? How do you misunderstand a guy who spends hours every week telling people exactly what he thinks? Hugo Chavez’s speech at the UN in 2009 was so long, it was broken up into six parts on youtube.

I think this is kind of like how Mr. Stone “misunderstood” the conclusion of the Warren Commission Report.

According to a Time Magazine article, this movie is basically a love fest for this South American madman. Never mind that Amnesty International reported tons of abuses under Chavez, or all the fraud that was committed by Chavez henchmen during the last election.

I wanted to give Mr. Stone a single kick in the taint, but give Hugo Chavez 5 kicks. So instead I’ll average it out and give him 3 kicks in behind his nuts.

Two words: Retirement Home

Mom of the year, Valerie Tran, left her toddler inside her SUV while she spent 8 hours gambling in the casino. She went to the Oregon famous Chips Palace and Restaurant Casino in Lakewood where the buffet features an exciting selection of surf and turf.

Of course the question on all of our minds is this, “So? Did she win?” Well, we don’t know the answer to that question, but I can tell you this, the real winner is her son for winning the Best Mom Lottery.

According to the article she was too drunk to drive when the cops found her. They brought her to the station to sober up then released her with a misdemeanor ticket.

In her defense, the vehicle comes with OnStar so the kid was in good hands, ( the hands of Mirtha Tirupati at the OnStar Call Center in Hyderabad, India )

Photo from jamesreno.com

You know those annoying pop-ups that tell you “You may have a virus, click here to buy my bogus virus removal software”? This is the face of the “DriveCleaner” and “ErrorSafe” products.

James Reno of Cincinnati and his two partners, Bjorn Daniel Sundin and Shaileshkumar P. Jain, are indicted for bilking $100 million with their snake-oil.

If convicted, he might have to pay $1 million in fines and serve 20 years.

Hmm… steal $100 million and pay $1 mil. That doesn’t sound right.

I’m not sure what his T-shirt says, but I think it’s “You have your whole life to spend in prison”

Only comes in extra-small

Don’t you hate those Ed-Hardy-wearing douchebags? Now all those Jersey Shore morons can practice safe sex in bathroom stalls of dive bars. It might take me several months to finish kicking all those people in the taint but it really doesn’t need a reason to want to kick juiceheads where their testicles used to be.

Ed Hardy Condoms only come in extra-small due to the effects steroids have on the genitals of juiceheads.

Read the original rant in the Village Voice blog.

Hi I'm Dr. Garg. What seems to be the problem?

Dr. Manish Garg of Harlem Hospital decides to strike while the iron is hot, or in this case while the patient is unconscious.

A woman was brought to ER after being drugged with a date-rape cocktail. He took full advantage of the situation and when she awoke to find him fondling her, he wasted no time to ask her out.

Yeah, this guy is gonna LOVE prison. He’ll experience all sorts of unconscious groping.

Mark Gasson, irresponsible researcher

BBC reported that a researcher, Mark Gasson, implanted an RFID chip under his skin which contained a virus.

This numbnut said, “Many people with medical implants also consider them to be integrated into their concept of their body, and so in this context it is appropriate to talk in terms of people themselves being infected by computer viruses.”

Its obvious that Mr. Mouthbreather here from the University of Reading is trying to get all the publicity he can for his BS research.

Virus Research company Sophos posted a statement that appeared in Network World.

“Scientists should be responsible in how they present their research, rather than hyping up threats in order to get headlines,” said Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant at Sophos.

Mr. Gasson, you are an asshole. Why do you intend to scare the bejeezus out of the average non-tech person? Don’t you think someone with a pacemaker has enough to worry about without your FUD? People, your hearing aid is not going to be infected with a computer virus, EVER!

My advice to Mr. Gasson:  You should buy a copy of Norton Antivirus, put in on a thumb drive and shove it up your …

Update: funniest comment seen in slashdot

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