Cat burglar, and by cat I mean hog

Clive and Kelvin Webster tried to rob a department store in the UK. Unfortunately Clive who weighted 238lbs got stuck in a 2′ x 2′ hole they cut int he wall.

How did they plan this? Did Kevin draw the straw to be the getaway driver? Did they think this through? Next time the Brother Rotund should consider robbing a Jenny Craig.

Their own defense lawyer was described their act as “a wholly incompetent attempt at a burglary”

Luckily for us, Clive was positioned perfectly for a swift kick.