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Archive for June, 2010

Long Island’s Favorite Sick Bastard

Bob the Magical Pedofile

Hey Robert Infantino, watch me make my shoe disappear.

This Long Island magician who calls himself “Long Island’s Favorite Magician” pleaded guilty to 64 counts of child pornography and 44 counts of unlawful surveillance.

He’s got a website, bobinfantino.net which details his accomplishments. From his site:

Bob spent almost ten years teaching magic in after-school programs for little or no money. The schools would request his services year after year.

Bob spent approximately eight years performing in clubs, theaters, coffee houses and comedy clubs.

He has spent approximately six years performing in restaurants where he brought much joy and happiness to countless families and helped each restaurant bring in new customers and increase their revenue.

He has jerked off to video tapes of hundreds of children and secretly taped them at his performance.

OK, maybe that last one I added for him since he can’t get access to update his site while in prison.

You’d think his name would have given away his intention.

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I want my shoe back

Enough oil spilled to fuel 10 Hummers

Tony Hayward, Chief Executive of BP said today “I would like my life back.”

Really?! Your company is responsible for the largest oil disaster in history, and you make more money in a year than most dictators, and you want your life back?

How about this, I want my shoe back! The one I left buried in your taint.

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