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Donna Simpson world's heaviest idiot

I don’t have anything against people who are overweight, but when you have 2 kids to take care of and you decide that you rather become bedridden, you deserve a couple of kicks.

Donna Simpson is determined to eat her way to 1000 lbs. She’s promoting “fat acceptance”. Hey, I’m ok with that if you were “fat”. Being fat is ok, being lousy mother is unforgivable.

Instead of trying to kill herself with HoHos’, Donna should concentrate on setting a good example for her children. Maybe she should lose some weight so that she can remove the words “morbidly obese” from her description.

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You look so beautiful lying there unconscious like that

Hi I'm Dr. Garg. What seems to be the problem?

Dr. Manish Garg of Harlem Hospital decides to strike while the iron is hot, or in this case while the patient is unconscious.

A woman was brought to ER after being drugged with a date-rape cocktail. He took full advantage of the situation and when she awoke to find him fondling her, he wasted no time to ask her out.

Yeah, this guy is gonna LOVE prison. He’ll experience all sorts of unconscious groping.

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