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I want to kick the researcher, but this photo is really hot.

Male fantasy of every lesbian couple

Dr. Nanette Gartrell published a 25 year long research that concluded lesbian couples have children with fewer behavioral problems.

Thats like concluding food tastes best when hungry. What kind of science is this? How about these following reasons for why the couples in the study are better parents:

  • They wanted to have children
  • The pregnancies were planned
  • Society makes it more difficult for them to have children, so they must REALLY want to have these children
  • The couples were older and more mature in being able to raise children
  • Dumbass straight couples in the control group?

I’m an atheist libertarian and I would defend any gay couple’s rights to have children. However, bullshit scientific conclusions only hurt the cause. It’s a house of cards.

Stop publishing agenda based research!

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Your taint may contain my foot

Photo from jamesreno.com

You know those annoying pop-ups that tell you “You may have a virus, click here to buy my bogus virus removal software”? This is the face of the “DriveCleaner” and “ErrorSafe” products.

James Reno of Cincinnati and his two partners, Bjorn Daniel Sundin and Shaileshkumar P. Jain, are indicted for bilking $100 million with their snake-oil.

If convicted, he might have to pay $1 million in fines and serve 20 years.

Hmm… steal $100 million and pay $1 mil. That doesn’t sound right.

I’m not sure what his T-shirt says, but I think it’s “You have your whole life to spend in prison”

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How to get funding for your bullshit research

Mark Gasson, irresponsible researcher

BBC reported that a researcher, Mark Gasson, implanted an RFID chip under his skin which contained a virus.

This numbnut said, “Many people with medical implants also consider them to be integrated into their concept of their body, and so in this context it is appropriate to talk in terms of people themselves being infected by computer viruses.”

Its obvious that Mr. Mouthbreather here from the University of Reading is trying to get all the publicity he can for his BS research.

Virus Research company Sophos posted a statement that appeared in Network World.

“Scientists should be responsible in how they present their research, rather than hyping up threats in order to get headlines,” said Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant at Sophos.

Mr. Gasson, you are an asshole. Why do you intend to scare the bejeezus out of the average non-tech person? Don’t you think someone with a pacemaker has enough to worry about without your FUD? People, your hearing aid is not going to be infected with a computer virus, EVER!

My advice to Mr. Gasson:  You should buy a copy of Norton Antivirus, put in on a thumb drive and shove it up your …

Update: funniest comment seen in slashdot

WiFi Cat

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