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Mom of the year, Valerie Tran, left her toddler inside her SUV while she spent 8 hours gambling in the casino. She went to the Oregon famous Chips Palace and Restaurant Casino in Lakewood where the buffet features an exciting selection of surf and turf.

Of course the question on all of our minds is this, “So? Did she win?” Well, we don’t know the answer to that question, but I can tell you this, the real winner is her son for winning the Best Mom Lottery.

According to the article she was too drunk to drive when the cops found her. They brought her to the station to sober up then released her with a misdemeanor ticket.

In her defense, the vehicle comes with OnStar so the kid was in good hands, ( the hands of Mirtha Tirupati at the OnStar Call Center in Hyderabad, India )

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